As many of you may know, I love Miley Cyrus. And no, not because she has become legal. But yes, it is for legal reasons.
However, it has been brought to my attention that I may be a bit biased because I appreciate the quote-unquote "teenish" side of music. And to be clear, I have no interest in the younger set aside from their talents. And no, I don't mean "those kinds" of talents.
Watch the following video so you know what I am about to destroy.
I'll start with saying that the message of this song is good on it's face.
The message being that love is....
Never mind. Let's not kid ourselves, this song is about welcomed sexual abuse of either the face or vagina. Or specific asshole.
This video starts with some pouty lips of the Miley that turns into a montage of underage girls holding stuffed animals.
I get it Ms. Cyrus; you lost your innocence. Why are you exploiting these otherwise willing jailbaits?
Oh wait, perhaps I wasn't listening to the above song properly.
Her 7 (seven) things she hated about said person were:
Vanity
"Games"
Insecurity
The idea of "loving me" and "liking her"
Making her laugh AND cry
The fact that her boy is a jerk around his friends
And mostly, that he makes her love him.
BTW, these are the quality of all men. Not the potential rapist part; just the jackass bit.
Aside from that, doesn't everyone else see the abusive, talk show host enter-name-here pattern? Cause to me its like looking at an episode of Maury without the paternity testing.
Just the phrase, "you make me love you", makes me want to call the police.
I mean, really!?!
Are you fucking serious?
This one statement has all the fucking makings of a Lifetime (copyright) movie!
(I do that kinda shit so I don't get sued. And yes, it has worked out well for me.)
Bottom line; WTF?
I don't fucking get it. If you do, you're either really gay, way not gay, or so middle of the road that you don't know your child IS gay.
Yeah, I'm lookin at you, irresponsible parents...
I love you MC but,
Worst (short) movie ever...
